My fellow bandit Mros is having a birthday.
I'd like to show my true feelings for him by making him a very 'special' birthday treat.
The ingredients are perhaps a little different: five night maggots, three cave grubs and one dead water roach are all I need.
If you're prepared to go to the Goblin Caves and Vost's Dungeon to collect these 'delicacies' I'll make him my famous 'Twisty Pie'.
Can I count you in? Excellent! I'm sure he'll... love it.
This promises to be the best Twisty Pie ever. Depukalicious!